Ever notice how all the hair products these days are going natural? I thought, “I can do that.” Here are my results:
I washed my hair in okra, and that was one slick hairdo.
I washed my hair in corn, and it was so starchy that it stood straight above my ears.
I washed my hair in carrots, and now I can see better.
I washed my hair with the beautiful lavender flower of the thistle and now it’s all prickly.
I washed my hair with rose petals and now the bees are trying to pollinate me.
I washed my hair with apple juice and it kept the doctor away.
I washed my hair in jalapenos and it was one hot style.
I washed my hair in big bertha pepper, but it didn’t ring my bell.
I washed my hair in oatmeal, and it lowered my cholesterol by 8 points.
I washed my hair with cucumbers and I looked like a wart hog.
I washed my hair with lemons and it puckered.
I washed my hair in zucchini and I couldn’t give it away.
I washed my hair in green beans and it was stringy.
In case you want to try any of these, you have the results from my personal test grounds.
— Kay Gibson describes herself as a wife, mother, grandmother, great grandmother — and writer. She has written pieces for numerous publications, including Bird Watcher’s Digest, Guidepost for Kids and Humpty Dumpty. She writes a weekly humor column for two newspapers.