Ride ’em, cowgirl
(Editor’s Note: At the 2016 EBWW emcee Patricia Wynn Brown regaled the audience with some amusing stories attendees shared about how they registered within the first six hours before the workshop sold out. For more registration sagas, click here.)
Some of you went to extreme measures to be able to get your registration in under the wire to be here.
We appreciate your zeal, valor, creativity — and the fallout within some of your families because of your single-minded determined focus to be here today.
Gianetta Palmer had no power, no Internet and no front door most of the day. She had to outsource the registration process to someone else.
Janet Sheppard Kelleher was out hunting and had to leave her tree stand for lack of Internet service in the South Carolina Low Country and high tale it to a restaurant with WiFi. Didn’t we all? (We’re sorry that Janet’s surgery prevented her from joining us.)
Jane C. Rosen’s aging dogs are still mad at her for speedwalking them in the morning so she could register West coast time.
Samara Rose traded her firstborn child for a registration.
Anne Parris scheduled having her dog fixed around her need to get in right away on the conference site to register.
Janie Emaus nearly bit her dear old mother’s head off when mother dared to call her at registration time…merely to say hello.
The best: Stacey Hatton registered for the conference while in stirrups — for her annual pap exam. I say, Ride ’em, cowgirl.
We thank all of you for your heroic efforts in being part of our magnificent group of people this weekend.
— Patricia Wynn Brown
Patricia Wynn Brown is a performer, producer and author of two books, Hair-A-Baloo: The Revealing Comedy and Tragedy on Top of Your Head and Momma Culpa: One Mother Comes Clean and Makes her Maternal Confession. She has performed her humor-memoir Hair Theater® shows across the U.S. She is a featured humorist in a PBS documentary, A Legacy of Laughter, about the life and work of Erma Bombeck. She also is a three-time winner of the James Thurber Summer Writing Contest. She served as emcee at the Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop in 2012, 2014 and 2016.